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PIG MACHINE
04:24
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A little T & A for the TSA
Riffling through grandma's lingerie
Strip some hot guys for the FBI
"Bend over, Hairy, I'm gonna tongue your red eye."
Give a BJ to drop that LSD
69 the canine in the SUV
Making fertilizer bombs with the ATF
Roasting marshmallows over David Koresh
Cattle prodding/camel jockeys
GItmo' Bay
Dressing up like Mexicans and filling mass graves
Running with the hunted when they're really your prey
Dealing lots of drugs in the DEA
Echelon is listening night and day
Posing as a painter in the CIA
Fabricating false enemies and blowing them away
Taliban. Osama, Stalin, Hussein
Building more prisons
To fulfill the dream
Tuning up the engine
Of the pig machine
Splitting the atom
Manufacture a disease
Cloning meat patties
For the family
24/7
365
No evacuation
Of the stool from the brain
The prisoners/the patriots
The gasoline
Burning in the motor
of the pig machine
Thanks pig
Sig Heil
Follow the rules/do as I'm told
Thanks pig
Sorry man
Yes officer/yes, yes sir
Thanks pig
I'm good
Billy club in my ass/licking your boot
Thanks pig
You're great
Keeping it real in the police state
PIG MACHINE
PIG MACHINE
PIG MACHINE
PIG MACHINE
Greasing up the motor
With the Vaseline
Ripping up your butt
With the pig machine
Print the funny money
Want it back to live
Drafting/incarcerating
Feed that pig
GMO vegetable fused
With a fish
Dr. Kissinger straps
On a rubber fist
Bathing in the chlorine
Squirting on the cream
Ratting on yourself
To the pig machine
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2. |
LARRY VS LARRY
05:48
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It's pretty obvious
The chicks
They dig
These leopard spots
They just (o
Keep letting Larry
Shove in
His unprotected jock
Larry the Leopard
And Larry Fuenke
Are trapped
In a battle
For all
Of eternity
Over originality
These guys
Are tattoo artist
Which means
They trace
Some stuff
On your face
And improve
Your life
For the rest
Of your life
You better
Pay them in cash
Because if you don't
The Texas CPS
Will show up
And take 95%
Of their cash back
It's pretty obvious
The chicks
They dig
These leopard spots
They just
Keep letting Larry
Shove in
His unprotected jock
Larry the Leopard
And Larry Fuenke
Are trapped
In a battle
For all
Of eternity
Over originality
And when
They're in the pen
They brush up
On their art again
And come up
With some new designs
That will surely
Blow your mind
These guys
Are super cool
These guys
Are mystical
These guys
Dropped out of school
These guys
Broke all of the rules
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3. |
CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN
05:07
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Cheyenne Mountain
In the misty fog
Winding black pavement
German Shepard dog
Top secret buildings
Enshrouded in the fog
Aluminum siding hidden
By some logs
Black operation
GMO brown trout
Mesothelioma
From the power plant
Domino delivers
Top secret clearance
Drone operators
Receive your purple heart
Video gamers
"Wizard of Warcraft"
Going online
And getting high scores
A chubby group of great guys
Covered in Clearsil
We met the president
He gave as all medals
Cheyenne Mountain
Like the Matterhorn
Not the one in Switzerland
But the one in Anaheim
Burning babies alive
Slapping high five
Next month
We might earn another stripe
(Break solo)
The sun sets nicely
Against the aspen trees
It's another day
Protecting our country
Cheyenne Mountain
In the misty fog
Winding black pavement
German Shepard dog
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4. |
UNICORNS AND CHLOROFORM
02:36
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I followed the instructions
Of the rock 'n roll song
I smoked a lot of reefers
Did my thinking with my dong
I listened to the words
That the skinny junkies sang
Took my brain out of my skull
And flushed it down the drain
Unicorns, chloroform
Unprotected sex and crack
Wearing Daisy Dukes
Like the dude in Fleetwood Mac
Worshipping a syringe
And a pack of cigarettes
Gluttony and garbage
And a greased fist up my ass
Living in a castle
With sword and a black cat
The drummer is a wizard
And we just scored some smack
(Chorus)
Smoking on some angel dust
I turn into a goblin
Looking for a virgin
to rescue from A dragon
The music is my master
And I'm not afraid
To follow the pied piper
And the guitars of Jimmy Page
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5. |
PINK CONDOM WITH COME
02:10
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Pink condom with cum
From whence did you come
From where did you blown
As above so below
I see you on Ellis
I see you downtown
You always turn my frown
upside down
Pink condom
I see you on acid
I see you on speed
I once even saw you
After a puff of weed
I just cannot wait
Till I get a date
So I can
Fill that pink condom
And feel really great
Pink condom
With cum
Somebody had fun
I went to the ocean
To skip a stone a
And I saw you floating
Out there all alone
Kicking the needle
Instead of the can
Ain't got no friends
And then I saw you again
Pink condom
With cum
Pink condom
With cum
Somebody had fun
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6. |
FINK ON YOU
05:35
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The world in chains
My mind's in prisons
The little cop in me
Enslaves my decisions
I'll sell you dope
Peddle some skin
Fill the needle
Turn you in
Deep cover/double agent
Two-faced rat
Need another patsy
To stab in the back
Set up/knock down
The front door
Secret solider
In the drug war
But when the light starts
turning blue
You know they're coming for you know who
Facedown, handcuffed on the ground
I finked on you
Free to smoke
Free to score
Break the law
Buy a whore
Shoot my junk
Drink my wine
Find a punk
To do my time
Pigs out
on foot patrol
Need a deep
undercover mole
Slithering snake
in the grass
Lead you straight
into my rat trap
But when the light starts
turning blue
You know they're coming for you know who
Your freedoms gone
My dreams are through
I finked on you
Not a single pussy visit in the slammer
My ears are microphones
My eyes are cameras
Jailhouse tattoos
and rotten teeth
I'll hit your vein
You'll spill the beans
Party's good
for a peckerwood
Wet fart/porn
trapped in a web of lies
Gotta feeling
you'll be doing my time
Punked out/shot out
sore behind
But when the lights start turning blue
The lies have all turned true
The sirens calling for you know who
I finked on you
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7. |
CLONES LOVE DRUGS
03:14
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Clones love drugs
It's one of the side effects
Clones love drugs
They're made by the government
Clones love drugs
It's one of the side effects
Clones love drugs
They're made by the government
ATF sells to Mexican drug cartels
USA fights a war against drugs we sell
ATF sells to Mexican drug cartels
USA fights a war against drugs we sell
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8. |
MIND CONTROL
02:37
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You sold your soul to mind control
Tony the Tiger in the plastic bowl
Hoover and Tolson at the glory hole
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on the radio
Underground chemist/government mole
Wooly bully
Blow out
In the acid ghetto
Keep the hippy happy
On the guinea pig farm
Filled with human lab rats
Who want to turn on
Death squads of bikers
Conservative spooks
Gothic jewelry
Swastika tattoos
You followed the movements
Of the pipers
That they picked
To wiggle and strum and strut and trick
You sold your soul to mind control
Three hobos shuffling on the grassy knoll
Disinformation COINTELPRO
Saddam is hiding in the spider hole
You sold your soul to mind control
Tony the Tiger in the plastic bowl
Hoover and Tolson at the glory hole
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on the radio
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9. |
MASSAH MESSIAH
03:10
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Downtown Jonestown
Where the heavy shit be going down
Mountains of pharmacology
Socialist ideology
Rev. Jim with the white skin
Make you see your God again
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Masuh/messiah
Gonna take you higher
Masuh/messiah
Gonna take you higher
Son Myung Moon
Burnt black spoon
Dot on your forehead
Magic mushroom
Prophet of the damned
And the invisible man
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Gonna take you higher
Masuh/messiah
Gonna take you higher
Masuh/messiah
Gonna take you higher
He waved bye bye to the mass graves
As the twirly pig took him away
To a South Pacific party place
While chopping lines of Peruvian flake
A teenager set on his face
The FBI closed the case
He didn't drink the Kool-Aid
He got away
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10. |
DRUG JIBBER JABBER
03:37
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Keep the bag full
Keep the whore happy
Keep a heaping helping
Of the powder and the poppy
Drug jibber jabber
Rotten grey matter
Messed up tongue wagger
High lip flapper
Endless chitter chatter
Blabber, blabber, blabber
Oogah boogah boogah
Could woulda shoulda
All doped up
And you're all dumbed down
And you gotta crowd of party people
Standing around
Holes in their veins
Holes in their brains
Leaking out the last
Of their thoughts that remain
Making home porn
On a Metro PCS phone
I stole from a legless vet
In the pill hit zone
Drug jibber jabber
Rotten grey matter
Messed up tongue wagger
High lip flapper
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Tender (San Francisco) San Francisco, California
A lone berdache hugging a tree in a sweat lodge; the sonic equivalent of a wet dog wafting
above the delicate
sage smudge stick clearing the bad energy of the space in question. Off
to the right a portrait of Chief Iron Eyes Cody gazes serenely at yet another picture of Mary
Baker Eddy who seems to be non-plussed by the obvious wig of Iron Eyes Cody and Elmer
Fudd good looks in the smokefilled air
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